| HEY, HEY, MOSH, MOSH* |
| Hey, Hey, Mosh, Mosh Why do your stories never die? I try hard to listen, But my brain gets fried, Hey, Hey, Mosh, Mosh Always running a pool Or working in the back We're here for his birthday So let's get whacked! He's the first to turn 40 But here come Dino, Tony, Bob and Mac Hey, we're all getting old Look at my head, it's hair that I lack Hey, Hey, Mosh, Mosh Why do your stories make us cry? I'd say you look good for 40 But I don't like to lie Hey, Hey, Mosh, Mosh I'm at the DMV And I feel rotten Stales is gone But he's not forgotten Micina and Maruci got here They thought they were going to AC The kids are here But Gill's forgotten Mosh, Mosh, Hey, Hey 40th Birthday and you're not yet gray We all wish you the best Though you've got too much too say Mosh, Mosh, Hey, Hey |
| *Sing to the tune of "Hey, Hey, My, My" by Neil Young that is playing in the background |
| This song was written by a couple of Dom's very good friends. It was sung at Dom's surprise 40th birthday party in February 2001. |
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